The finished Release Watch workflow in n8n: schedule, state read, repo list, feed fetch, XML parse, decide, state write, and two ntfy branches

Patching a Homelab Has Two Halves — and Only One of Them Is apt

Two halves apt patches Debian. My homelab is not Debian — it’s about a dozen containers sitting on top of Debian. AdGuard, Authentik, Vaultwarden, Caddy, n8n, Greenbone, Homepage. apt will never once mention that Vaultwarden cut a release. So “keep the lab patched” is really two jobs: Debian packages — unattended-upgrades, already a solved problem, just needs scheduling and a report. Everything I actually run — nobody’s solved that for me. Containers only update when I decide to pull. This post is both halves. The first one taught me something uncomfortable about monitoring, so I’ll start there. ...

1 August 2026 · 13 min
Two rows: DNS resolution from host rig and phone through AdGuard to an upstream DoH resolver, and the admin UI reached only through Caddy and Authentik SSO

One DNS Filter, Three Clients That All Bypass It Differently

I wanted a DNS sinkhole in the lab — block ads, trackers, and adult content at the resolver instead of per-device. AdGuard Home is a single Go binary, so standing it up was maybe ten minutes. Then I spent the rest of the session learning that “point a device at the resolver” is a lie three times over. A Windows PC, an iPhone, and the lab host each route DNS somewhere I didn’t tell them to, for three completely different reasons. This is the write-up of finding all three. ...

1 August 2026 · 7 min
RAINBOW MATRIX cover — the post title in rainbow monospace over falling matrix rain on black

A Self-Hosted Multi-LLM Gateway for My Homelab

Claude Code is the main LLM running my homelab. It builds, debugs, and documents most of what happens on the Debian VM. But I wanted to try other models — and give the CLI tools a shared backend — without wiring up a different SDK and API key for every provider. So I put a gateway in front: one endpoint, many models. Claude stays the main driver; everything else is now one config line away. ...

29 July 2026 · 5 min
Langfuse's Tracing view showing a single claude_code.interaction trace with 2 observations and 3.40s latency

Implementing Langfuse to Monitor Claude Code

We all tend to focus on the output of whatever LLM we’re using — did it get the answer right, was it fast, was it useful. What I’d stopped paying attention to was the background: how many tokens a session was actually burning, where they went, and whether I’d have any way of knowing if something had gone quietly wrong. Claude Code runs natively on my homelab now, doing real work against real infrastructure, and I wanted more than “the output looked fine” as my only signal. ...

27 July 2026 · 4 min
Before/after diagram: Tailscale reaching one machine, versus a subnet router advertising 10.10.0.0/24 so the phone reaches the whole lab

Two VPNs, One Phone: Consolidating Remote Access

I ended up with two VPNs into my homelab. WireGuard, running on my firewall, which I set up first. And Tailscale on my main server, which I added later so I could SSH in from a laptop without opening ports. Then I tried to use both from my phone and hit a wall. Phones only run one VPN at a time This isn’t a bug or a conflict between the two apps. iOS and Android both allow exactly one active VPN tunnel, full stop. It’s an OS-level restriction. ...

24 July 2026 · 10 min
The finished four-node n8n workflow: Schedule Trigger, Execute Command, IF, and two ntfy alert nodes

Building a Backup Watchdog in n8n — and Finding a Five-Day Outage While I Did It

The problem I set out to solve My homelab takes a backup every night at 20:30. A cron job runs a script, the script dumps my Authentik database, snapshots the Vaultwarden vault, tars up the configs, encrypts a copy with age and drops it into OneDrive. It writes everything it does to /var/log/lab-backup.log. And nobody reads /var/log/lab-backup.log. That was the thing bothering me. If the backup silently stopped, I wouldn’t find out when it stopped — I’d find out the day I needed a restore, which is the worst possible day to learn anything. So the plan was simple: get n8n to check the backup actually happened, and buzz my phone if it didn’t. ...

23 July 2026 · 13 min
Homepage dashboard showing Infrastructure, Monitoring and Security service groups with live status dots

A Front Door for the Home Lab

At some point my lab crossed a line. I had a firewall, an identity provider, a password vault, dashboards, a log system, an alert router, and a vulnerability scanner — and I was typing subdomains from memory to reach any of them. Half the time I’d get one wrong. So this project is small: one page that links to everything. It took under an hour, and it’s the thing I now look at most. ...

23 July 2026 · 8 min